Hi I'm Jess and I like way too many things to list.

liechi:

please stop drawing my son as perpetually angry, this has been a psa

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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w0rld-0f-languages:

Do you ever just want to learn all the dialects to your target languages so you’ll have no problem wherever you travel and plus they sound cool like if you feel me raise your hands

thetimetunespoon:

My goat friend with flowers. 

skylarsugarsocks:

why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
what are you afraid of?? joy???

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

the desert seems vast

even endless

and yet

scientists tell us that somewhere

even now,

there is snow.

welcome to night vale.

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"ye"
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

percytobiaspotter:

Lee Jordan’s commentary appreciation post

Titan